IN A WORLD WHERE SLEEP IS ELUSIVE AND A PAIN-FREE EXISTENCE IS A MERE DREAM, ONE WOMAN DRAGS HERSELF FORWARD AND OUT OF BED!
*explosion, leaping from roof building*
"I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHiiii-"
STARRING MEL GIBSON AS MCFALL FIBROALGEBRA! "You think you're fine, but you're NOT! I will not let you lead a normal existence!"
KEVIN SPACEY AS SIR VICODIN! "I'm here to help you. I won't work completely, but I'll do the best that I can."
AND INTRODUCING, PAHZ AS "ONE WOMAN"! "Gravity hurts so much!"
ACTION! "My bones feel like they're trying to escape through my skin!"
TERRIFYING THRILLS: "It's like there are a million hairy-legged spiders trying to crawl out through my pores!"
DRAMA! "I could barely move and I fought back tears."
COMEDY! "It feels like I'm being pulled to the ground by a weak, yet tenacious Munchkin."
WATCH ONE WOMAN'S FIGHT WITH AN UNSEEN FOE! SEE HER STRUGGLE WITH EVERYDAY TASKS!
*loosens laces on her boots. Tugs repeatedly to get boot onto her foot. Pauses, takes a deep breath. Finally pulls boot on and sits back to breathe*
CRY WITH HER! "WHY!? WHY!!?? WHHHYYYYYY!!???"
Music from: Shake Hands With Danger Radio
SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES BY: Gregg the girl dog with a boy name. Gypsy the people hater. Luna and her current litter of puppies. Bruno and Jasper, AND: THE DISABLED GUY!
COMING SOON!!
Where can I get advance tickets?
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